GHOULS GHOULS GHOULS
This was my favorite Scooby Doo movie. I even bought it off amazon
apparently a nash grier clone has been spawned from a patch of mildew on a damp locker room floor and has managed to figure out how to make youtube videos
do not approach. it’s stupidity is contagious
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
B=Billy Ray Cyrus
Y=Your History Teacher
Who did you get?
Rehabilitating penguins wearing sweaters
lucas bit my ass and this truly terrifying thing happened
scream into the ass
6th grade was a very very painful year
I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.
I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.
And the award winning one:
THIS. THIS. THIS/
[On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we want the whole thing,” and I was like “Okay, well. You know, I’ll do a tape and I’ll audition for it.” So I wore a little wig, and I did everything in a british accent, and he loved it. So he flew me and Asa Butterfield— the kid who played Hugo— to New York to do an audition for him, in front of him. So I flew out there, keeping up the act that I was british […] And then as I was leaving — luckily, he was amused — I said in my regular voice, “Bye Marty!” and he was like, “Wait. What? Where’d your accent go?” And I was like…”
the baby is half black. but it literally ended up half black
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying